About The Supreme Beings At Cool Beans.

In the beginning there was the word. And the word was "Internets".

If there's one thing the Internets is good for, it's pornography. But we can't access pornography at work, so we had to settle for reading up on upcoming films, games in-the-making, that new record we were tempted to buy.

The thing is, most people out there don't know what they're talking about. Enter the Bean boys; we set up this website to give honest, impartial and at times expletive-ridden reviews of the things everyone wants to know about.